personalgremlin:

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

1617:

sorry for not responding i just dont have the mental capacity to hold a conversation anymore

mossbug:

when i die i want u all to come to my grave and put stickers on it

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

niqabisinparis:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

methproblem:

rupsidaisy:

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case